The next morning, before dropping Danielle off at the airport (and subsequently crying in the car because of this immense loss), Hillary received a FB friend request from Mall Togo 2.0 (which she stupidly accepted) along with numerous flirtatious texts about their supposed date that evening. She played it relatively cool with the texts back, but was actually pretty bummed when he ended up cancelling their date later that afternoon due to “an unexpected work commitment.” Hillary sent him a nice SUPER NORMAL (I swear) text back, and...he never responded again. Right. OK. Reason #212 why Hillary hates texting.
Hillary summoned her “He’s Just Not That Into You” strength and spent the rest of her time in Boston hanging out with amazing friends and family members, and trying not to look at Mall Togo 2.0’s FB photos where he was consistently posing with a very hot, very young-looking woman. Fittingly, Hillary later found out that her cousin (who she grabbed a beer with that night, after being stood up by Mall Togo 2.0) had HOOKED UP WITH THE VERY GIRL in Mall Togo 2.0’s couple pics. Amazing. Perfect ending to State #22. Let it ride.
wow.
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I totally agree with Laura. Not only was this a great adventure, but you told it in the most awesome way. Hillary and Danielle = Killer Funny Awesome Writing Skillz.
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