(written by Hillary, who misses Danielle like whoa.)
So, I went to visit friends tonight for a lovely, weekly tea party (YES, thank g-d I know these people--they make returning to NC much easier), and they were asking for details about our adventure, including some hard quantitative data. I realized that, in the sadness/hastiness (?) of ending our trip, we had forgotten to tally up some trip totals. So, without further ado, here it is*:
States driven through: 22
Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri (F YOU, MISSOURI!!!!), Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Maine
Places that are not states, but should count as states, I mean, c'mon: 2
DC, Montreal
Actual First Dates (We didn't write about all of these dates...sorry, fans! When we get a book deal, we can talk about full disclosure...): 18
Second Dates (which Hillary will write about after this tally...): 3
Asshole Dates: 3.5 (not counting the 300+ assholes we dealt with in Missouri)
Oldest (fake) Date: age 84
Youngest (real) Dates: age 20
Irish Pubs: 10
And I KNOW inquiring minds (read as: hyper-competitive lawyer-faces) want to know who won the contests for Best Dates as well as the contest for the Friend who set us up with the most dates...Danielle and I will be releasing these results shortly, along with other important data that Danielle will most likely add, like "Amount of Dates who Liked Nicholas Cage" and "Amount of Times Hillary tried to pick up the check because she was freaking out."
*DC Date #2 guys, feel free to use this data for any statistical analysis you deem fit.
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